What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
08.06.2025 10:47
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
How good do you sing and how do you know this?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Make Nazis afraid again!
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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
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Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Why do I keep waking up at 4 AM?
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
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Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
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In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.